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Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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"My dearest friend
If you don't mind
I'd like to join you by your side
where we can gaze into the stars
and sit together
now and forever
for it is plain
as anyone can see
we're simply meant to be"
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Life is what's there, just open your eyes and get on with your day.
Only five favorites?!
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I think this is fantasm worthy.
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as if something was broken in the world,
and we were supposed to put our palms against the wound.
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I wish you were here with me in my bed under the sheets with the lights off....SO I CAN SHOW YOU MY NEW WATCH THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK!!!!
What did you think I'd be showing you? Pervert
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I may be the idiot dancing in my room alone, but I'm not dying of an STD... so really I'm the winner in the end
~~Quev~~
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I may be the idiot dancing in my room alone, but I'm not dying of an STD... so really I'm the winner in the end
~~Quev~~
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I may be the idiot dancing in my room alone, but I'm not dying of an STD... so really I'm the winner in the end
~~Quev~~
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